Lose five pounds in five days on the Crypto* Diet! Granted, you'll be puking and running to the bathroom every hour, experience dizziness and more fatigue than you ever thought possible, but you'll lose weight and you'll lose it fast! Just consent to play host to this pesky little parasite for a while and watch those pounds melt away!
Now available at a poopy pool near you!
*Cryptosporidium parasite
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
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yeah, tell me about it. i was flat in bed for 4 days, and then have had "symptoms" for 2 addtional weeks--horrible!
I'm a believer! I lost three pounds overnight! It worked for me!
*Sorry, I will not be posting before and after pictures*
5 pounds!? Bring It!
I'll have some pool specimen sent out on the next plane. :)
No, I wouldn't do that to you. I've never been that exhausted in my entire life--pregnancy, postpartum--all of it.
Depends on the person I guess. I didn't get TOO sleepy, although it did wear me out a bit. I didn't even vomit. Just had to make frequent bathroom visits. ;-) I'd sign up again in a heartbeat... ha ha!
Dude, one day I went to some a pool with some friends, they had just closed it because someone got "sick," we went to another, same thing, third pool--someone had thrown up! It was insane. I think I might have gotten this from going to Water Mine with Sam's fam.
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