Monday, April 20, 2009

At least I'm not THAT scheduled

Start potty training your baby at six months! And don't forget to wear your best dress and curl your hair!


A few weeks ago, I wrote about how the scheduled-ness of my life was wearing me out. Then, I read a few excerpts from a baby book (Better Homes and Gardens Baby Book, published first in 1943) and I felt a lot better about my life.

Schedule for Baby Two Months Old

6:00 am to 7:00 am Feeding. Afterwards, Baby may lie in his bassinet in the living room, and may or may not nap.
9:00 am Wheel into bedroom for short nap.
9:30 am Concentrate or one teaspoon fish-liver oil as prescribed. Two to three ounces orange juice.
10:00 am Sun bath on the porch or before an open window. Then Baby sleeps, either on the porch or indoors, depending upon the weather.
1:30 pm to 2:00 pm Feeding. Will probably nap after this.
4:00 pm Outdoors on the porch, in bassinet or in buggy.
5:00 pm Exercise on the big bed.
5:30 pm Can be held or carried about house.
6:00 pm Feeding, followed by bed.
10:00 pm Feeding.


Discuss amongst yourselves.

10 comments:

Melin said...

This is what I have done will all my children.
They hate me.

Melin said...

and there's some kind of disconnect that picture that makes the mom look like she just found a little alien and put it on the potty--and did up the seat belt, just in case the alien tries to escape.

Monica said...

I don't know but there is just something creepy about the picture and the schedule. Feels very Stepford Wivesish!

The Spendloves said...

What I would like to know is what does "exercise on the big bed" involve? What is the "big bed?" :)

Mariah said...

My only question is whether the exercise at 5 pm is for the baby or the mother...or maybe the mother and her significant other??? MMmmmm...the 50s were an interesting time. :)

Anne said...

this is just bizarre. i would prefer that i be "wheeled" into the bedroom for a short nap at 9am.

Tiffany said...

Yeah, very weird. So, the Mom can't carry baby into the bedroom for nap at 9am? Baby must be "wheeled" into the room? Bizarro.

Anonymous said...

what i don't get is, why is the baby only eating 4 times a day? and with a 7.5 hour gap between the first and second feeding. weird.

Angie said...

It seems to provide little actual contact with the baby, but I guess it didn't mess up the mother's dress! No wonder these women of the 50s rebelled and started the feminist movement. It's sheer nuttiness.

Nataluscious said...

I think there might be a total of 30 minutes of actual interaction with the baby in this scenario. And it seems in the 50s they thought women were stupid enough to need a minute by minute play-by-play with what to do with this creature. I wonder if there's a schedule for a marriage out there somewhere?